In many ways, I'm just a little guy. Just a harmless little fella. Why do you want to know about me in the first place? There's better things to learn about. To whittle your time away with. What's your problem anyway? What compells you to research a person like this? To go all the way to the about page like you're owed a whole preamble about what people do and what they like and who they associate with and all that crap. Why don't we talk about you? For one so curious I wish you'd share more. What are you hiding, creep? That's the problem nowadays. Everyone always has to know everybody. I don't know who you are and frankly I'm happy about that. You seem terrible.